The Florida Hippopotamus Cocaine Massacre #3 (2026)

Just when you think things can’t get any worse…they do! Not only did that nefarious drug lord, M’jor Disco, unleash coked-up hippos on the masses, but now his assassin nurses and merciless mercenary Clause Dubois are roving the amusement park as well…AND the park is flooding as a giant marijuana-fueled hurricane dumps oodles and zoodles of water all over the place. How will our sexy, well-coifed heroes ever survive!? Maybe if you buy this issue, you’ll find out!
Release Date: 2026