RANT CPU GREED IS GOD (ONE SHOT) CVR B UMRAL ISMAYILOV MONEY GARBAGE PAIL KIDS HOMAGE VAR

RANT CPU follows the misadventures of Silicon Valley’s next big thing — an A.I. robot created by a hormonal and hyperactive 13-year old and powered by a mysterious energy source of alien origin. Greed is Good! In this new one shot Jeff teaches Rant the pains and pitfalls of Late Stage Capitalism and Hustle Culture! Through Jeff's Rent-a-Rant, our poor robot gets worked to the bone, or well, wires? And while Jeff and Vik enjoy the spoils of Rant's hard work, a serious issue arises...Rant's Alien Power Source! Can they resist the pitfalls of greed and excess long enough to save Rant? Backup Story: Mort Stormberg and Rant - After a Drunken Night out, Mort stumbles home and crashes into Rant and gives him a history lesson the the "lost beauty" of the 1960s. Rant has some notes...